body {
  /* This is obviously the best color */
  background-color: #fcf45c;
}

/* This should really be included on every page by default, but sadly our w3c
 * proposal didn't go through yet. We should probably ask Google to step in.
 */
p:nth-child(even) {
  text-shadow: 0.03em 0 #fcf45c, -0.03em 0 #fcf45c, 0 0.03em #fcf45c, 0 -0.03em #fcf45c, 0.06em 0 #fcf45c, -0.06em 0 #fcf45c, 0.09em 0 #fcf45c, -0.09em 0 #fcf45c, 0.12em 0 #fcf45c, -0.12em 0 #fcf45c, 0.15em 0 #fcf45c, -0.15em 0 #fcf45c;
}

.primary-aside {
  background-color: #ff0000;
  display: block;
  position: fixed;
  padding: 0;
  margin: 0;
  right: 0;
  top: 0;
  bottom: 0;
  height: 100%;
  width: calc(50vw - 1.5rem);
  z-index: -1;
}

.primary-parrot {
  position: fixed;
  bottom: -64px;
  /* We need to align very precisely, so visitors don't notice how bad our
   * web skills are
   */
  left: 2.231%;
  transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
  width: 128px;
  height: 128px;
}

#animationDuration {
  width: 50%;
  display:block;
  margin: 2em auto;
  direction: rtl;
}

@media screen and (max-width: 65em) {
  .primary-aside {
    width: 30%;
    margin-left: 13.3837%;
  }
}